Harold Westpont, 49, is attempting to sue popular fast food franchise, Burger King after they allegedly wouldn’t let him have 39 of their Whoppers all put together into one sandwich. Westpont then proceeded to shout and throw objects around the cash register and eyewitnesses said, “He was thrashing around and foaming from the mouth.”

 This disturbance then escalated when he drove his vehicle, a 1999 Ford Excursion through the front window and attempted to steal money from the cash register. The witnesses quoted him, saying “Gimme three hunnit an’ fiddy dollars!” and wielded a wooden ladle.  Police then arrived at the scene of the crime and arrested Westpont. Westpont is suing Burger King for 200,000 dollars under charge of false advertisement, and Burger King is counter-suing Westmont for destruction of property.

The trial, which took place five months later, was described as “utter chaos,” in which Westpont took his lawyer’s briefcase and assaulted the Burger King attorneys. Westpont’s lawyer Howard Shacamire Yoldenburg and Co. then pleaded insanity on behalf of his client, who at the time was being restrained by police. Westpont then shouted “I ain’t loony, I jus’ wan’ mah Sammich!” Supreme Court Justice Hoyt Sulpyopodoplus  (Sole-pea-opo-dop-o-lus) then gave his verdict. Westmont will receive 8 years in federal prison and Burger King will change its slogan back to the 2006 rendition, “You’re no clown with the Crown.”

Upon leaving the courthouse, Westpont’s lawyer was quoted saying “He tried to pay me pocket lint and half of a banana, he is definitely out of his mind and I shouldn’t have taken this case.” Hopefully experts will be able to treat Westpont, and return him safely into society.